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swagronskyy: uswntmusicwolff: possibly-endless: shepherdmoon: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:16:59 -0400

uswntmusicwolff:

possibly-endless:

shepherdmoon:

dualglare:

pizzaforpresident:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”

it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song

K gonna go throw up now

What ever you do, don’t loop this with the original

Oh… my… fucking… god…

I was listening to this when my Chinese food got delivered. I panicked.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:47:06 -0400

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:26:32 -0400

choctawaukerman: lovehimtoruins: for those of you who don’t...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:47:20 -0400

choctawaukerman:

lovehimtoruins:

for those of you who don’t watch parks and rec, this photo should sum it up for you.

#GET ON YOUR FEET #GET UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN

lorilovesowls: The Lovely Moments of Celia Rae...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:11:54 -0400

lorilovesowls:

The Lovely Moments of Celia Rae Foote.

<3

uswntvideos: 4 seasons of Pretty Little Liars and I’m still just like

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:42:57 -0400

uswntvideos:

4 seasons of Pretty Little Liars and I’m still just like

blowhan: I got a call about a basic bitch disturbance.

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 13:29:58 -0400

blowhan:

I got a call about a basic bitch disturbance.

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:42:20 -0400

mohara07: kelleykoala: x no feels here, just dying cause i’m...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 09:55:31 -0400

mohara07:

kelleykoala:

x

no feels here, just dying cause i’m laughing too hard, lol.

tastefullyoffensive: Thanks, Obama.

Sun, 26 May 2013 19:51:46 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks, Obama.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:22:13 -0400

WHERE IS EVERYBODY HANGING OUT?!

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:34:34 -0400

WHERE IS EVERYBODY HANGING OUT?!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:39:06 -0400

Emma Watson at The Bling Ring Cannes 2013 Press Conference...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:36:39 -0400

Emma Watson at The Bling Ring Cannes 2013 Press Conference (16.05.2013)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 14:35:38 -0400

Getting on your period right before a big event

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:53:55 -0400

henriksaves:

1upincantsing:

smileyrosieee:

iwannabeahistorymaker:

and you’re like

So accurate it hurts

I’ve almost cried a couple of times in the past..

im sorry i think you meant every convention i have ever attended

If the event is a trip or a time I really wanted to have sex or a trip i wanted to have sex on, then yes. That is the worst.

Prom, senior trip, every vacation ever… Including the one I’m going on next week.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 13:55:49 -0400

henriksaves: Too cute.

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:35:56 -0400

henriksaves:

Too cute.

tooawesam: rashida jones

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:15:20 -0400

tooawesam:

rashida jones

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:23:25 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.